Pages

Monday, January 30, 2012

Some State Motto Funnies

Alabama: Yes, we have electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos can't be wrong!

Arizona: But it's a dry heat

Arkansas: Literacy ain't everything

California: By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda

Colorado: If you don't ski, don't bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy's don't own it yet

Delaware: We really do like the chemicals in our water

Florida: Ask us about our grandkids

Idaho: More than just potatoes...Well, okay, we're not--but the potatoes sure are real good!

Illinois: Please don't pronounce the "S"

Iowa: We do amazing things with corn

Kansas: First of the rectangle States

Kentucky: Five million people; fifteen last names

Maine: We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster

Maryland: If you can dream it, we can tax it

Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Sweden's {most tax brackets}

Michigan: First line of defense against the Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 lakes and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come feel better about your own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief tax dollars at work

Montana: Land of the Big Sky and the Unabomber

Nebraska: Ask about our State motto contest

New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets

New York: You have the right to remain silent; you have the right to an attorney...

North Carolina IS a vegetable

North Dakota: We really are one of the 50 States!

Ohio: At least we're not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing

Oregon: spotted owl...it's what's for dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook with coal

Rhode Island: We're not REALLY an island

South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We didn't actually surrender

South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles...{Yes, I speak English}

Vermont: Yep, syrup!

Washington: Help! We're overrun by Nerds and Slackers!

Washington DC: Wanna be mayor?

West Virginia: One big happy family...Really!

Wisconsin: Come cut the cheese

Wyoming: Where men are men...and the sheep are scared!
Post a Comment