Alabama: Yes, we have electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos can't be wrong!
Arizona: But it's a dry heat
Arkansas: Literacy ain't everything
California: By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda
Colorado: If you don't ski, don't bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy's don't own it yet
Delaware: We really do like the chemicals in our water
Florida: Ask us about our grandkids
Idaho: More than just potatoes...Well, okay, we're not--but the potatoes sure are real good!
Illinois: Please don't pronounce the "S"
Iowa: We do amazing things with corn
Kansas: First of the rectangle States
Kentucky: Five million people; fifteen last names
Maine: We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster
Maryland: If you can dream it, we can tax it
Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Sweden's {most tax brackets}
Michigan: First line of defense against the Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 lakes and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come feel better about your own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief tax dollars at work
Montana: Land of the Big Sky and the Unabomber
Nebraska: Ask about our State motto contest
New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets
New York: You have the right to remain silent; you have the right to an attorney...
North Carolina IS a vegetable
North Dakota: We really are one of the 50 States!
Ohio: At least we're not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing
Oregon: spotted owl...it's what's for dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook with coal
Rhode Island: We're not REALLY an island
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We didn't actually surrender
South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles...{Yes, I speak English}
Vermont: Yep, syrup!
Washington: Help! We're overrun by Nerds and Slackers!
Washington DC: Wanna be mayor?
West Virginia: One big happy family...Really!
Wisconsin: Come cut the cheese
Wyoming: Where men are men...and the sheep are scared!
1 comment:
This is SO, SO funny!!!
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